I am writing you this letter in reference to the release of Grandmam and Chops from the Epperson Work Camp located in Ione, California. As concerned family members for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Grandmam and Chops, we hereby request that you release them immediately or suffer grave consequences. There are several grandchildren located in Utah and Illinois that miss their grandparents and believe that you are solely responsible for the detrimental treatment of the grandparents in the slave labor camps located at your facility. If our requests are not met we will send a barrage of Spam emails to include Obama and Clinton campaign updates, enter you into the Cindy Sheehan Fan Club, and daily news updates by the Washington Post and New York Village Voice.
We thank you for your support and request an immediate response. If the above threats don't produce your quick resolve, then see the videos below for further consideration.
PETGC
Thomason Family
Randy, Patty, Kian, Ryland and Grace
2 comments:
OK. But not until Saturday. I have been bribing them with food and old wine.
That is so cute, Patty. I'm sure that Gramam and Chops won't be able to stay away from your babes once they've seen those desperate pleas. If they have hearts! Ha!
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